when i’m married within reaching distance of my partner i will have:

• morning sex
• afternoon sex
• dinner sex
• after meal sex
• i made pancakes sex
• good morning sex
• this movie sucks
• shower sex
• bored sex
• make up sex
• monday sex
• tuesday sex
• wednesday sex
• thursday sex
• friday sex
• saturday sex
• sunday sex
• there is nothing on tv sex
• i love you sex
• midnight sex
• car sex
• kitchen sex
• shower sex
• pool/beach sex
• we’re visiting your parents sex
• family reunion sex
• we just had sex, sex
• SO MUCH SEX

(Source: joesphjonas)

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